My Prayers Answered...with the wrong answer

Dear God,
When I asked you for sexy pictures of Scarlett Johansson (possibly including nudity and other girls), I intended for Scarlett to be the naked one. I would also prefer the other girl to be (me) someone who doesn't fuck Marilyn Manson on a regular basis. That just ruins it. Oh, and next time maybe we can do a little less S&M. In the future, I promise to be more specific when I ask you for a favor so we don't run into anymore little miscommunications. In the meantime, I'll settle for this. Thanks for the effort.
Sincerely,
xine