Up In Smoke

Christina Aguilera says that 'naked Sundays' and 'taco nights' are key to a successful marriage. She should know - I mean, she and Bratman have been married a whole 5 minutes.

The 25-year-old, who has been married to Jordan Bratman for nearly a year, told Cosmopolitan magazine: "We have naked Sundays. You just lie in bed all day and chill with each other and do things that husbands and wives do. We love our cosiness."

Apparently, not only do they get cozy in the kitchen, she get down and DIRRRRRRRRTY too:

"We have our FISH taco night," she explained. "He cooks slaps me in the face with the meat and I chop the tomatoes and the lettuce. It's important to take time for your spouse and nurture the relationship."

I have taco night too. Right after I smoke da chronic, which is precisely what Big-Lip-Bratman is doing right before he hopped onto his mountain bike. Puff Puff Pass N-n-nuica.

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