YOUR 15 MINUTES: They're Fighting Back, Bitches

This story reminds me several songs that my roommate may or may not have illegally downloaded onto my computer. The first is a Sheryl Crow song, "The First Cut Is The Deepest," for obvious reasons. The second, and of course this is a shameless plug for my boyfriend JT, but the song is called "What Goes Around.../...Comes Around" and this again, for OBVIOUS reasons.

Anyway, on to the story... a leaping stingray stabbed an 81-year-old Florida boater in the chest leaving its poisonous stinger lodged close to his heart in an incident recalling the one that killed Australian TV naturalist Steve Irwin last month.

"For an 81-year-old man he's in really good shape," the old dude's friend added, saying Bertakis (AKA THE OLD DUDE) was expected to make a full recovery after surgery at a local hospital to have the stinger removed from his chest.

It's called interspecies communication bitches. You think stingrays don't read the papers? They know we've been talkin' some shit, and they're PISSED.

If any stingrays are reading this blog, we here at celebrity hijinx love you - so please don't go stabbing us in the heart. I've got enough of that going on without you little slimmy bitches fuckin' shit up for me.

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