WORST Contest Ever

Britney Spears is asking HER fans to help sell her hubby’s album! Unfortunately she STILL doesn't realize the only reason her fans bought her albums was because of her hot body and former superstar image. I still can't figure out who might comprise K-Fed's projected market but I'm pretty sure it's not going to work with Britney Spears' leftover fanbase-delight.

In any case, she is sponsoring a contest and the fan who helps sell the most copies of Kevin Federline’s “Playing With Fire” gets to party with Spears and K-Fed on Halloween during the CD release party. Second prize is the pair of sneakers that K-Fed wore on the Teen Choice Awards, third place gets a $200 gift certificate, and 10 lucky runners-up get a replica of a medallion that K-Fed wears almost every day. Those lucky kids. In case you missed that the first time -- let's take another look at the prizes:

First prize: Party with Beverly Hillbillies
Second prize: Kevin Federline's used sneakers
Third prize: $200 gift certificate
Fourth prize: gumball machine jewelry

Third prize sounds like the only prize worth winning. I wonder what the implementation of this contest is going to look like -- Britney Spears' fanclub going door-to-door trying to sell the album?

In other Britney news, she's looking better than she has in a while ...aside from the tits-down-to-the-cooch. Of course I'll give her some credit though since she's been pregnant for like the past 8.62 years. [source]