Is Fox News Hiring?
It's no secret I don't like many conservatives and I especially don't like Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Quite frankly, I really don't like many Democrats either so I'm not trying to turn this into a political debate....I really just want to make fun of Hasselbush. As you all probably know, yesterday John Kerry allegedly "screwed up a joke" during a speech at Pasadena City College in California.
He said: "You know, education -- if you make the most of it, you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." Bush said his remarks obviously imply that US Troops are idiots. Kerry said he wasn't trying to call the troops idiots, he just wanted to call the President an idiot but he accidentally botched the punchline.
A Kerry aide said the senator was supposed to say: "I can't overstress the importance of a great education. Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq." Kerry said the controversy stems solely from Republicans using the gaffe as a distraction for political gain.
Blah blah blah. If I made fun of every stupid ass thing politicians say, I wouldn't have time to run this blog about all the stupid things celebrities do. I could then start politicianhijinx.com? Eh?
Since I can say whatever I want on this website: 1. Even if Kerry did screw up a joke, the dude is right. Without overanalyzing OR reverting to political correctness: if your dumb ass stays in college, your chances of being killed in Iraq over some non-existent weapons of mass destruction are slim to none. 2. This is why politicians should stay out of the comedy arena and stick solely to politics.
Here's Hasselbush's VIEW
She doesn't get it...saying someone is "Mel Gibson without the booze" isn't an insult..."Mel Gibson ON booze" might be an insult but in this situation it's more an 'absurd simile' than anything. Bitches like Hasselbeck are good for three things: the first involves sock-stuffing/lots of sex/and maybe an NFL quarterback or two, the second is especially heinuous and the last involves competing on Survivor. Can you even begin to imagine what it would be like to live with her? Can someone please just take her from this set and drop her off at an abortion rally...where she belongs. Whoever hired her should be fired!
7 comments:
amen sista.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/31/AR2006103100452.html
Danm right, it was true. And to bring it on home, 103 Americans died in Iraq in October. Just get everybody the fuck out of that hell hole.
Hello "Xine",
I'm a friend of your sister and she told me about this site. I absolutely adore you all! I am never disappointed! So thanks for the laughs :)
Also...
Your comments about Kerry's statement...unfortunately it actually is the ugly truth. Of course the poor fight our wars and everyone knows poverty and education go hand in hand. But a public figure probably shouldn't be the one to bring that all to light, well at least not in the tone that he used.
If anybody should apologize to the troops it is the present administration and its bunch of liars. Almost 3,000 American lives lost and for what? WHY ARE WE THERE!!!!
PEOPLE'S CHILDREN ARE BEING SENT AND RE-SENT TO IRAQ. IT'S AS THOUGH THEY'RE BEING SENT UNTIL THEY GET KILLED.
Was Osama ever in Iraq ... I mean we were suppose to be looking for him, right? But those leading us into temptation merged the search for Osama with their hatred for Hussein, and like the fucking sheep we are, charged into Iraq.
An eternity later, families all over the U.S. are mourning for their children, not even knowing why their children were sent to Iraq in the first place.
Until the collective body of bastards known as Congress pick up guns and go to Iraq, along with their leader, in place of young americans, I say, everybody get the fuck out of Iraq NOW.
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