That Didn't Take Long

Remember how Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock kept getting married during the month of August? Well, apparently each one of the weddings would commemorate one month of the marriage. Yep, following the popular sudden-divorce trend, they're splitting up after less than 4 months. I called that one.

It's really too bad. They really tried hard to put together a classy shirtless/white bikini affair in St. Tropez. God only knows what they wore to the Beverly Hills and Nashville weddings. Pam suffered a miscarriage earlier this month so I guess it was until death to they part. Just a different kind of death. I actually feel sorry for this couple. Anyway, Tommy must be peeing his pants. He can have his kinda-bitch-for-life back and he still has time to try to knock her up before she's barren for life. [source]