Friday, November 17, 2006

Why Pay When He'll Rape You For Free?

"Iron" Mike Tyson: former World Heavyweight Champion, father, prisoner, ear-biter, drug addict, rapist and the first man ever to be a recipient of both a face tattoo and an honorary doctorate. A man with a heavy punch and a heavier lisp, can now add another thing to his long, sordid resume: male prostitute.

Heidi Fless thinks people are going to pay to have sex with Mike Tyson at her soon-to-be brothel for women in Nevada. Heidi's Stud Farm, a 60 acre male hooker "paradise" will be opening soon in Nevada and she's apparently lined up "Iron" Mike to be the main event. Heidi said, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson." Um, I don't think that's been a problem since 1988. ...and even then, almost 20 years ago, it wasn't too much of a problem. Tyson said, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

Ah yes, and what about every girl's dream -- to pay for sex with convicted rapist who has a nasty lisp and a face only a ... only a....I guess nobody could love which is why he's a convicted rapist. This is one of the worst business ideas EVER in the history of all that exists -- it's right up there with the atomic bomb and the Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner. [source]

3 comments:

crispanic said...

I wonder how much he costs?

crispanic said...

if he rapes for free i wonder what you get when you pay? movies, dinner, then rape?

Anonymous said...

lol i love this story. what has society come to?