YOUR 15 MINUTES: A Deadly Weapon?

A police encounter with a naked man near the El Cerrito, CA BART station turned into an arrest on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon Thursday.

Passersby called officers about 7:50 a.m. to report that a naked man was lying on a tree stump beside the Ohlone Greenway path, exposing himself and masturbating. Police saw John Sheehan and arrested him on suspicion of indecent exposure. Officers led him to the nearest street. Before putting Sheehan in the back of his car, Sgt. Paul Keith asked him if he had anything on him that police should know about.

Sheehan replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity. The good old screwdriver up the butt line...

Unsure about what to do, police called for a fire engine. Firefighters quickly decided that an emergency room would be better equipped to deal with the situation. Sheehan interceded before an ambulance was called. “When he heard what they were talking about he said, ‘Hey, don’t worry about it. I can do it,”’ said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

Mindful that a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape could be used as a weapon, officers kept their weapons trained on the 33-year-old. Sheehan went quietly afterward, without explanation. Sheehan was paroled from state prison last week and listed an address in Pittsburg, Calif., Horgan said. Police booked him into County Jail in Martinez, Calif., on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

Yeah, something tells me he wasn't using that screwdriver as a deadly weapon. This story reminds me of that SNL skit: Appalachian Emergency Room where that one character is always coming in with something 'accidentally' stuck up his butt. [thanks dad]