Monday, December 11, 2006

Cheating Spice

Eddie Murphy reportedly dumped pregnant girlfriend Mel B (Scary Spice) because she was having an affair! While they were only dating a short while, Eddie hired private detectives to follow his new girlfriend after becoming suspicious she was cheating on him. The beginning of every great relationship… His fears were confirmed when he was able to hand photos of Mel meeting another man last month in LA. By meeting he means fucking, right?

I guess this explains why Eddie is saying the baby ain't his! A friend told Britain's News of the World newspaper: "Eddie had his suspicions that Mel was becoming close to a guy he knows. He was furious when he saw the pictures. "It does on the face of it seem spiteful to now doubt that he's the father of the baby, but as far as he is concerned he's been humiliated too. He is just evening the scores." However, Mel - who is five months pregnant (Eddie inseminated Mel only days after the start of their relationship)- has laughed off the latest accusations. See kids, this mess is exactly why you should keep it in the pants kids -- with the zipper totally closed. Abstinence is the key. Unless you’re running low on cash and popping out one of Eddie Murphy’s kids for 18 years of child support is how you plan to get by until Medicare kicks in. [source]

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