You're Getting VERRRRRRRRRRRRRY Sleepy

NY Post's PageSix is reporting that Victoria Beckham styled Katie Holmes for an upcoming Harper's Bazaar cover, and during the 300-plus person shoot in Los Angeles, the production team was told not to look either of them in the eye.

Those damn Scientologists. They should all come equipped with those sunglasses that they make Cyclops wear in X-Men. Katie and Victoria, like the mutant Cyclops, produce powerful "optic blasts" from their eyes. Be careful. Be VERY VERY careful.

Seriously though, WHO THE F*CK do those hoes think they are?

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