MISS USA In Rehab

This is like an episode of Law and Order: SVU (except nobody gets killed):

A tale of drugs, drinking, sex, girl-on-girl action and then a surprise twist at the end.

TMZ reports:
Donald Trump announced Tuesday morning that he will not fire the embattled Miss USA, despite allegations of drug use, underage drinking and sexual misconduct."She's agreed to go into rehab. She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on, she will be immediately replaced," said Trump. The carefully coifed billionaire explained that he will use Conner as a role model. "I believe she can do a tremendous service to young people."Fighting back tears, and with her voice shaking, Conner thanked Trump for the pardon saying, "In no way did I think it would be possible for a second chance to be given to me." She then went on to shower the Donald in compliments; "I've had a very big blessing bestowed on me. It truly takes someone with a wonderful heart, a heart of gold and a blessed soul."Midway through the press conference, Conner briefly ran offstage and donned her Miss USA sash, proving that she's keeping her crown.

Donald Trump ISN'T this nice - he just used the avenue that would give him the most publicity. Great precedent to set – I mean seriously mom, Miss USA did cocaine and slept with random guys and she still kept the crown. Why do I have to be grounded for the rest of my life?

Nobody is perfect, not even Miss USA.