Strippers Against Lohan

Lindsay Lohan spoke out against strippers yesterday or maybe it was for strippers...I think she was trying to be pro-stripper but it sounded anti-. Lindsay is training to be a stripper for her new movie… Anyway, you can read about that here.

Well this morning, actual strippers confirmed my suspicions. Lindsay is faaar too uncoordinated to dance on a pole and probably had her mom blow someone for this part.

Strippers at Scores East Side were surprised to read on Page Six yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was sore from pole dancing to prepare for her topless role in "I Know Who Killed Me." Wait, strippers read? They were amazed she even got the part. When Lohan worked the pole there one night with Kate Moss 11 months ago, "she was very awkward," recalls Kim (a 5-foot-10, 36C-24-35 brunette), "although she did look like she was having a good time." Angelica (blonde, 36DD-25-36) agreed that Lohan seemed klutzy, as did Maria (blonde, 34C-23-33), who opined, "I give her credit for getting up there."

I wonder if they always give their height, measurements and hair color when they talk, said Xine (5'9", 36D-29-36, dark brunette, size 8-10, 34 inch inseam, 38.5 shoe, size 4 ring). In related PageSix news:

Which young starlet will never be invited back on Oprah? The night before her taping, she stayed out until 5 a.m. and then showed up to the studio an hour late stinking of booze . . .

Here's some old, pre-crackhead Lindsay dancing: