YOUR 15 MINUTES: Myspace -- A Serial Killer is In Your Extended Network
The #1 reason you shouldn't add random people to your 'friends' on myspace: They could be a serial killer. 
The murders of the five women whose naked bodies were found over a period of 11 days in eastern England has prompted a massive manhunt for the killer dubbed the "Suffolk Strangler" after the area the murders took place...and now police have a suspect....and that suspect has a myspace profile.
His name is Tom Stephens aka "The Bishop." He's single, 5'11", likes keeping fit, listening to 80's music, doesn't watch much tv, has a high school education and enjoys killing prostitues on his free time. I added the last part. The song on his profile is Canon In D by Johann Pachelbel (that orchestra-ish song they play at weddings), which is actually pretty creepy. Of course, in true serial killer fashion, he only has 7 friends. One of those friends is myspace Tom. So technically he has 6 friends but I doubt he really knows any of them. However, he did confess to knowing the dead prostitutes, he just says he didn't kill them. Come on. There are only two things you can do with prostitutes: fuck them and kill them. ...and since 5 of them are dead, I'm going to have to say the odds aren't working in Tom's favor. Here's some of the creepiness:
Ugh. With that outfit, I'm surprised even a hooker would talk to him. He's the one who should be stripped naked and strangled -- with that hideous tie.
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the guy is just a SUSPECT, so before you judge on him lets just see and wait if hes actualy the one that killed the women..... and to the anonymous one : grow up
Um Tawnyn, I don't know what article you read but in this one it specifically states several times that he's a suspect. The guy admits to knowing all 5 prostitutes and his myspace was on like CNN so whatever.
Tawnyn - what the hell kind of name is that? Sounds like it should come with a trailer and a cat.
Calm down people! I didn't just pull creepy out of thin air. I watched a number of interviews with this guy - he's readily answering questions and calling HIMSELF creepy. ...and yes, anon, so is CNN.
We try to keep the blog fun.
Here's a nice reminder to everyone - when you have a public myspace page, that makes your information public. If you don't want to be the target of public comment, don't put your stuff on the internet.
Meanwhile, you can criticize this post all you like because I'm quite fond of it. I did maintain his identity as a 'suspect' the entire time. And just so you know, another man has been identified as a suspect too. Maybe Tom really was just fucking these chicks. :)
having 7 (or few in general) friedns is not that typical of serial killers actually. i mean, if you've ever read anything about their general personality types.
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