Saturday, January 06, 2007

Guessing Game...

Which ubiquitous blond clotheshorse is gaining a reputation for being dumb as a brick, obnoxious, spoiled and hard to work with? Look for several business deals to fall through next year due to her waning appeal . .

Next year or this year? I’m confused. Anyway…the word “clotheshorse” throws a wire hanger into the whole thing – I’m going to go with one of the following three: Paris Hilton, Sienna Miller or Rachel Zoe – they’re all blonde, dumb, seemingly difficult to work with and most importantly, they’re also known for “clothes.” What color is Nicky Hilton’s hair? I think chances are it’s someone who isn’t an actor because they say “business deals.” Or maybe it’s someone like Ivanka Trump. She’s into business, seems to be everywhere and she strikes me as a spoiled, obnoxious bitch AND since she’s a businesswoman, she would have business deals in the works. Ok, I’m officially going with Ivanka Trump. …for now.

Which terrifyingly thin celeb convinced friends she needs to re-enter rehab for anorexia by telling them she survives on decaf Starbucks and mixed nuts? . . .
Mary-Kate Olsen can still fit into a Starbucks cup.Which back-stabbing friend of an overly publicized starlet is on retainer at a high-selling tabloid? When she's not trying to copy the star or steal her boyfriends, she's selling secrets to the rags.

Frenimy o' Lindsay, Paris or Britney? Has anyone seen Courtney Cox's new show "Dirt"? It has a similar storyline. It was surprisingly entertaining.

Which Tinseltown sex siren with a humanitarian streak has resumed her old habit of dabbling with heroin? She paid a recent visit to an old rock star friend and joined him in narcotic stupor...
Ooohh. Juicy! I'm sure they want us to think it's Angie but it's probably someone like Pam Anderson...

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