Paris Hilton: A Pornographic Tale... This'll Keep You Busy For A While

We, like many of you, had no idea what we were in store for when we learned Paris forgot to pay a $208 bill for storage. YOWZERS. See below... and please, for Paris' sake, take your time. Get to know Paris inside (puke) and out (vom).


In the first item we have a personal note from papa Rick Hilton to his heirheaded daughter, offering her some guidance (read: handout) towards her career. My favourite line: "Mom and I created the Uptown & Downtown fragrances to give you girl's credibility and have you taken more seriously."


The second item appears to be a medical report documenting a miscarriage for "Amber Taylor" who happens to be born in the same year as Paris. Hmmmm....

STILL hungry??? Fine! From the wonderful people at ONTD, I bring you Paris Hilton: A Photographic Tale of Trash!

Paris & Her pipes, weed, coke & shrooms
Paris loading up the pipe
Paris high as a kite, trying to eat her hand
Paris high with gorgeous hair
Paris filming herself while shes got the munchies, more of that sexxiez hair
Paris getting high again
Paris is still getting high
....and higher
Paris is officially high
Nicole Richie eating coke off of a plate
Nicoles coke plate
Paris and Jasons shrooms galore
More of Jason and Paris shrooms
Paris and pipeParis getting high with a joint

Personal Pictures
Paris half naked getting out of a tanning bed
Paris modeling pix
Paris being kissed by some guy
Paris taking a pix of herself
Paris and some guy
Nicole, some chick and Nicky
The attack of the wonky eye & ugly guyNicoles cooter, kinda

Misc. Documents
Request for shoes for a photoshoot
Paris's schedule
Notes about Nick Carter, LAPD and Tara Ried
Interview questions for Paris & Nicky
Paris's Ohio fake ID
Notes for a fake ID
Nicole Richies Arizona University ID
A card to Paris from Nick
A letter from Paris to Nick

Guy on yacht covered in coke, not baby powder
Coke man 1
Coke man 2
Coke man 3

Personal Misc. Photos
Paris mooning you
Paris & Nick Carter
Paris, Nicky, Nicole & some other bitches
Paris, Nicky & Nicole
Nicole & Paris, as kids
Paris & Nicole photobooth
Kim Stewart, Someone, Nicky & Nicole
Nicole & Paris
Nicole with tall chick
Paris & Nicole in a urinal
Brian, Nicole, someone
Nicole & people
Nicole's ass
Nicole
Nicole, Nicky & Paris
Nicole, Michael Jackson, Paris
Nicky & Nicole
Paris, Tara, Nicky & Nicole
Paris & Nicole with some dudes
Nicole crying in a chair
Nicky & Paris pose with a crying Nicole
Cisco Adler, butt ass naked, NSFW, PENIS!
Paris & Amanda Lepore, NSFW, PUSS!
Paris getting it in the butt
Paris & Nicole making out! OMG!
Nicole is a pyro

Simple Life Photos
Paris & Nicole working on "The Simple Life" 1
Paris & Nicole Working on "The Simple Life" 2
Paris, Nicole & guys from "The Simple Life"
Paris & Nicole, The Simple Life premiere

Paris & her drugs, again
Paris, some guy rolling a joint
Paris, Playboy bitches & a bong
Paris getting high in an elevator
Drug notes from Amsterdam
Paris & Chad Muska stoned out of their small minds
Paris's drugs

Le fin.

UPDATE:

Per Page Six:

Paris Hilton is taking up with a former flame in a fight to get their smut off the Web.

The celebutard and "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis have amassed a pit-bull legal team to attack the creators of parisexposed. com - a pay-to-view Web site boasting Hilton's most cringe-worthy memorabilia, including porn videos made during their months-long courtship.

"We're pissed and I feel for Paris right now. She's been victimized yet again," Francis told The Post yesterday. "We want this thing down and we're seeking monetary damages."

Francis said that videos of him with a topless Hilton were only intended for their eyes, and that the sex-crazed heiress is "devastated" that they've been made available to the public.

"They were taken for us only when we were dating," Francis said. "These guys have absolutely no right to use the images - they flat-out put them on the Web with no permission. He messed with the wrong person."

[source]

Francis said Hilton is also seeking criminal charges because the site's creators -"Sultan of Sleaze" David Hans Schmidt and broker Bardia Persa - posted her medical records, revealing she was taking Valtrex to treat herpes.