Rachel Ray Go Away

My baseline for Rachel Ray is "can't stand her." So today TMZ uncovers a reported conversation from over a year ago (which is like 12 in gossip years): around 7:00 PM on December 3, 2005, Rachel Ray, along with seven others, went to Houston's Restaurant at the Century City Shopping Mall in Los Angeles producing a conversation that sent me on a rollercoaster of Rachel Ray emotion.

Rachel Ray was drinking red wine and lots of it -- one source says a minimum of four big glasses. Plus for Rachel! Ray ordered fish and complained to the table it was dry. Complainers annoy me almost as much as people who ask 1.4 million questions about the menu. She wouldn't know a dry fish if she took a look between her legs. Two thumbs back down for Rachel. Rachel then became "extremely loud and aggressive" from too much red wine. I like a rowdy drunk every now and then and I especially love four glasses of red wine for dinner. Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor c**t." Sounds like my kind of dinnertime conversation. Go Rachel. Then Sources say she told the group about a portrait of Oprah that sits in the lobby of Harpo Productions in Chicago. It's from the movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey's back, enhanced with scars. She's also wearing a skirt from the slavery era. Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black." What? That doesn't even make sense. Minus two points for dissing Oprah, the same Oprah who made Rachel Ray someone that might turn up in a gossip column or two. Minus one point for the totally uncreative dis. Oh, and minus one more point for having a creepy husband who hires women to spit on him in a kinky kind of way. The Director of Publicity for Rachael Ray, Charlie Dougiello, says, "Rachael did attend the dinner referenced and enjoyed wine and good conversation with friends and colleagues. She denies making any of the comments referenced. In fact, there are several words that are attributed to Rachael that she has never uttered in her life." Come on, you know she calls her husband "pussy boy" ever night before she spits him goodnight, rolls over and goes to sleep. I still can't stand Rachel Ray.