Really Smart Prediction from the World's Smartest Retard

In what has become an annual tradition, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson predicted Tuesday that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in “mass killing” late in 2007.

“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network. “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

“I have a relatively good track record,” Pat said. “Sometimes I miss.”

This one time, God spoke to me too. He said that Pat Robertson was probably a fag, and I would have better luck calling Miss Cleo the next time I wanted an accurate prediction.

Wait... hold on, God's calling... he says he's sorry he ever created mankind... and that this global warming thing is the first step in his master plan to rid the planet of the disease which is christianity.

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