Monday, February 12, 2007

Arts and Crafts with the Broward County Medical Examiner

Project: Determining Anna Nicole's cause of death

Materials Needed:
Death Certificate
Safety Scissors
Glue Stick

Picture (supplied by Miss Xine below)

1. Cut out the picture using your safety scissors
2. Use your glue stick to cover the back of the picture with glue
3. Locate the Cause-of-Death Section of the Death Certificate
4. Place the picture, glue side down, on the Cause-of-Death Section
5. Wait for glue to dry
I don’t know... truthfully Anna Nicoles refrigerator looks a lot like mine except hers is missing giant bottles of Heinz ketchup and a jar of mayo that expired in June 2005 that I keep forgetting to throw away. Oh, and I haven't been able to get my hands on an industrial size bottle of methadone recently. I don't know about you but I prefer Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce and blueberry flavored yogurt.

Anyway, you know what's really yummy -- throw yogurt and Slim Fast in a blender with some ice, add a tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce, some vitamin B12 and then top it off with a little bit of spray fake butter. It's fantastic. I think I’m going to go make that for lunch right now.


oldwiseone said...

Really, there is no substitute for the Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce. Anything else is uncivilized.

Anonymous said...

Read Lynn Crosbie's article "I care about Anna Nicole. What of it?" in the Feb.13 edition of The Globe & Mail. (Canadian newspaper)