Monday, February 12, 2007

Whoa is Britney...

The only way this situation could get any worse for Britney is if she mysteriously died in her hotel room with a refrigerator full of methadone. She was dumped last week by model boyfriend, Isaac Cohen, who has decided to capitalize on his 15-minutes of fame by selling his story to the News of the World.

Isaac on sex with Britney: "She was totally happy when we were locked in each other's arms. But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope. She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and and say, ‘Why can't everyone leave me alone?' and, ‘What have I done to deserve this?'"

Isaac on Pantygate: "Yes she enjoyed Jack Daniel's but she was trying not to get in the state she had been in with Paris. Her boys mean everything to her and she worried she might lose them in a custody battle."

Isaac on how Britney is coping with the divorce: "It was clear she was not over her marriage. The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box. As we made love that night it was like Kevin was in bed beside us. She had not even begun to move on with her life."

Isaac on that Vegas vacation with Britney where they stayed at a super luxe hotel: "Britney is not shy about her body so she slowly stripped off her clothes and beckoned me to join her under the stars in the pool. It was an amazing view over the Las Vegas strip. But we didn't stay long as we wanted to try out the bed. So we clambered on and I grabbed the remote and started it turning round and round. All the time as we made love we watched ourselves in the mirrored ceiling. It was amazing but we did it so many times it made us start to feel sick. We had to turn it off."

Isaac on Britney's insecurities: "Like any woman who has had two children she worried about her figure. As far as I was concerned she was gorgeous, but she had such low self esteem she sometimes would not listen. She would say, ‘Am I fat? Am I fat?' then spend hours dancing around the house trying to burn off calories. She was always jumping around. Other times, she got so low she didn't care what she looked like. She could not care less some days if she went out of the house without brushing her hair or checking to see if her outfit matched. That's just where she was in her life. She had so much on her plate with the children she had precious little time to worry about how she looked."

Isaac on the toll the death of her aunt took on Britney: "...That totally devastated her. It was yet another blow. It was me she turned to for comfort and me who travelled to Louisiana for the funeral. I rarely saw Britney with any friends and during our time together I never saw her with Paris, it was like that was a part of her life she wanted to forget."

Issac on dumping Britney: "I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance. It was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone. But she has coped with so much in her life I hope she does not give up now. She is too special for that."


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