Paris Can't Drive

In order to take the limelight off Anna Nicole's body and Britney Spears' bald headed breakdown, Paris Hilton decided to violate probation last night. After her September 7th DUI, a judge placed her on 36 months probation and suspended her drivers license. A suspended drivers license means no driving. Not even a really quick trip to the Virgin Megastore in West Hollywood to pick up some DVDs. Police noticed Paris speeding down Sunset Blvd. with her headlights off around 10:30pm so they pulled her over. When they realized she was driving without a license, they impounded her $200,000 Bentley.Elliot Mintz comes out swinging punches of pure excuses: she was exiting the parking structure which "is brightly lit so she had not noticed that her headlights were not activated." Well what about the suspended license: "If that was the case, she was not aware of it." How can you not be aware of the terms of your probation? She might be looking at a new kind of term -- up to 90 days in jail.