She Got Out Just in Time...

John Travolta on Anna Nicole : 'It's so sad. We could have helped her with Narconon but didn't get a chance to. I wish we had.' [source]Yes, that's exactly what she needed - a $120,000+ drug-rehabilitation program based on zero scientific research and "The Fundamentals of Thought" by L. Ron Hubbard. The same man who fundamentally thought Xenu was an alien dictator from the Galactic Confederacy who, 75 million years ago, paralyzed billions of people, threw them into a spacecraft, stacked them around various volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs....their wandering souls supposedly still having a negative impact on the world. Sorry, Anna Nicole needed more than an overpriced trip to the sauna and some vitamins. I mean seriously, didn't she already have enough worthless, money suckers in her life?