Questionable Quotes: Gossip Edition

Usually we quote celebrities but this was just too much. Here's a quote from PageSix on Paris Hilton's bust of a birthday party at Body English (Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, Vegas):

"There were no names there except for [sister] Nicky Hilton and Nicole Richie," said our source. But even without many boldfaces, things at the after-party at the Penthouse Suite got a little odd. After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.