Questionable Quotes: Oscar Edition

Ellen on Oscar diversity: "Such diversity in the room in a year when there's been so many negative things said about peoples' race, religion, sexual orientation. ...and I want to put this out there: if there weren't blacks, jews and gays, there would be no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar when you think about that."

I guess this totally works if all of the Asians are gay (gaysians - I love that word) and all of the white-ish people are Jews. Where do we put the spanish-speaking people? Since they're all light brown I guess we can group them with the gaysians. Penny Cruz would do just fine. Seriously though, I heart diversity.