Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Questionable Quotes: Grossest Quote Ever

Keith Richards on his dad: "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

HE SNORTED HIS FATHER. I've heard a lot of crazy stuff in my life but this...this... I bet they don't even have a name for this. Wait, I googled it and they do. It's called "Cremlining." Cannibalism = eating humans. Creamlining = snorting their ashes. You learn something new everyday. This is your face on creamation ashes and coke...any questions?!? Seriously, someone should utilize this in an antidrug campaign.

Keith's rep says the comment was, "Said in jest ... Can't believe anyone took [it] seriously." We took it seriously because normal people wouldn't joke about things like that. The kind of person who would say it is the same kind of person who would do it.

1 comment:

crispanic said...

He is so fucked up that looking at him makes ME feel like I took a bunch of acid...