Wednesday, April 04, 2007

YOUR 15 MINUTES: Kids These Days…They’re Like Horny Little Porn Star Rabbits.

I recently published a compilation of current news stories involving over-the-top middle school scandals including: a principal dealing crystal meth at school, a principal buying crack at school, a teacher having sex with five boys, a 29 year-old sex offender posing as a 7th grader and, my personal favorite, sixth graders who had sex in shop class.

Not to be outdone – the sluttiest fifth graders in the history of 11 year-olds had an orgy in front of their class while it was left unattended last week.

A high school teacher normally watches the fifth-grade class at the time, but went to an assembly for older students and the class, which had around 10 other students, was inadvertently left unattended for about 15 minutes. When no teacher showed up, four students began to have sex in the classroom with the other elementary students in the classroom with them. One student remained as a lookout. The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged lookout, was charged with being an accessory. [source]

THIRTEEN is awfully old for a fifth grader. He’s going to be of legal drinking age in high school packing beer in his lunchbox – driving to middle school. What it must be like to have the sex drive of a modern fifth grader - 15 minutes and you manage to have a small orgy in front of a class. I'm not going to lie. I didn't even know about sex in fifth grade. Ok but seriously, when I was young and teachers didn’t show up for 15 minutes it meant we could talk….maybe pass a note or two. In college it meant class was cancelled and we could go home. My how things change.

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