Food Makes You Dumb, Too

Perhaps they do put drugs in fast food. How else can one explain the stupidity of two zoo workers who are so enamored with their Arby's Barbecue Bacon and Jack Melt they are oblivious to the mass exodus occurring right before their eyes?

Here is your Arby's BBQ Bacon Jack Melt nutritional breakdown:

Perhaps they do not know about my famous fat haiku (which doesn't follow the traditional 5-7-5 framework that haiku follows, i know... bear with me)

Food is Shame.

You do not know, you fat.

Cow.

xoxo, dino

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