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Paris Hilton is a spelling bee champion!

NOT! But she is now part of a grass-roots campaign to keep herself out of jail. In a message that went up Monday on her MySpace page and reported in the New York Post, the hotel heiress writes: "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

The petition, directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, asks that Paris be pardoned from her sentence of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by driving with a suspended license. The punishment was handed down in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday. An appeal has been filed.

"I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition," the brilliant Nobel Laurette wrote on her myspace blog.

She should have spent more time in school. She could possibly have reading capabilities equivalent to that of a 12-year old, with minor learning disabilities.

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