Celebrity Deathmatch 12: Rob Schneider vs. White Oprah

Remember last week when Rob Schneider went on the Tonight Show dressed as Lindsay Lohan?

Well Momma Lohan was none too pleased and fired off a statement: "We have a great respect for Jay Leno but we are disappointed in the path he chose to allow a guest to make light of a very serious situation concerning Lindsay," Dina told Access Hollywood's Billy Bush.

Now the celebrity bitch fight is in full effect. Rob Schneider told PEOPLE:

"When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I'll have an ounce of respect for her."
"I don't care if her parents are both crummy – you cannot blame your parents anymore. She's not a kid. Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life," Schneider adds. "I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there's so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan. I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. She's very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who'd trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is."