Whatchu Goin Do Wit All That Junk?

Rehab must be filled with buttered popcorn and old fashioned milkshakes, because LALA looks like she's put on 300 pounds. Which would bring her weight to a total of 310 pounds. If I were a powerful Hollywood producer and wanted to make a movie for black guys, I'd make a karate ghost movie with Lindsay Lohan. Because black guys love karate movies and girls with big asses and they’re hilariously afraid of ghosts. I’d call it "The Prize". Because Lindsay is the white mans prize and also the karate tournament would have a prize and maybe the black guy beats a white guy. The title has a double meaning, you see. And it all takes place on a haunted riverboat. Or something. I haven't worked out all the beats yet, I just know I'm gonna be rich.