Xtina Aguilera Preggars!

Honest to Pete, bitches be pregnant all the time. Every time I turn around, someone else has got a bun in the oven, and now rumor has it that Christina Aguilera is preggars. So, is being pregnant the new black?

Celebrity Baby Blog writes, "We have been hesitant to post, especially after a rumor earlier this year was wholeheartedly dismissed by her publicist, but we now hear from two reliable sources that Christina Aguilera, 26, really is pregnant."

Last week, Christina and her husband Jordan Bratman were seen leaving Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles, then popped up again at the Maternal Fetal Medicine Association in NYC on Thursday. Christina has also been taking pains to hide her stomach behind a notebook and large scarves and sweaters. But then again, we all know that girl can accessorize to DEATH.

Perhaps even more telling, Christina's usually quick-to-deny rep instead issued a statement saying,

"I cannot confirm."

Another source said,

"Christina is totally pregnant. We've known for weeks. She's about 10 weeks."

If the time line is true, this would give Christina an early January due date.

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Couture du Jour: Dress Code

I had a little dress code incident at work yesterday. Nothing huge...just a little difference of opinion about what's appropriate for summer. I think tailored bermuda shorts with a suit jacket or these nifty little tailored denim pants are appropriate. The "dress code" lady doesn't. I showed up to the office wearing these (pictured below) and there was a little falling out: Just kidding but you know that somewhere in 2002 Christina Aguilera is jealous she didn't think of this. Poor Brooke.

Candyman

Xtina's Candyman video is here. It's fun, but can she give the whole red lipstick-retro outfit-wearing thing she's been obsessed with a rest already?

The only thing I could think about while I was watching, aside from the outfit, was that just a few years back, Britney and Xtina were rivaling pop divas. Life Lesson: Time can do a number on us all.

This bitch looks good in pink, though.