Better Than Britney

This is so cheap and cheesy I couldn't resist:

From Crackle: Sen. Craig's New Music Video

Gimme More - Video

Upgrade or Downgrade? You Be The Judge

Our favorite slightly-cross-eyed-with-eyes-a-little-too-far-apart celebrity, Beyonce, released a video for yet another song, Upgrade You.

Any thoughts? I think she needs to get out of that god awful House of Dereon crap. It's not OK for your mom to dress you anymore, Beyonce. It hasn't been OK since the second grade.

It's a little Tina Turner meets thug-lovin' bitch. Whatever. I'm over it.

Candyman

Xtina's Candyman video is here. It's fun, but can she give the whole red lipstick-retro outfit-wearing thing she's been obsessed with a rest already?

The only thing I could think about while I was watching, aside from the outfit, was that just a few years back, Britney and Xtina were rivaling pop divas. Life Lesson: Time can do a number on us all.

This bitch looks good in pink, though.