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PS. Erin Burnett is totally my current secret news-person crush!

Pimp My Baby

Larry Birkhead is shakin' his money maker in OK! Magazine this month. He says: "She also gets what she wants exactly like her mom always did as soon as she'd pout." Fabulous - so she gets a duffel bag full or drugs with her morning bottle? ?! Hopefully Dannilynn doesn't maintain her infantile behavior through adulthood like her mom. If she does, at least we know Daddy will be her drug runner.

It's Friday Afternoon. Do You Want to Go Home Early...

...but you can't because well, life's a bitch and so is your boss? Instead, visit Stanley Bing's blog (of Fortune Magazine) and take the "Is Your Boss Crazy Quiz," then you can either find out how to deal with your boss once you confirm complete psychosis or just submit your wild story about your very own insane boss. If you are fortunate enough to not have a crazy boss, you can just read about them for fun. Enjoy.