Thursday, February 09, 2006

CaCee Corn on the Cobb Munches on Jessica's Sloppy Seconds

..and Jess is PISSED.

Yep Cacee Cobb and Nick Lachey were reportedly a canoodling couple on January 29th at Level 3. If you remember they were also pretty friendly in a pool around the time he and Jess first separated. Jess has found out about this activity and she blames herself.

The two were all over each other," says the eyewitness, who knows both Nick and CaCee. "Nick had his arms wrapped around her, and he was kissing her all over the side of her face and neck. Her arms were around him, too." A second witness at the bash, thrown by Wilmer, confirms the account. "We were watching in total disbelief," says the witness. "We kept waiting for them to rip each other's clothes off." The kissfest occurred around 1:30 a.m. and lasted just a few minutes, but "they were flirting the entire night," says the first eyewitness. As Nick, in a button-down shirt and jeans, and CaCee, in a tight black dress and leopard pumps, steamed up the room, onlookers were shocked. "There may be nothing going on between them, but it was inappropriate behavior. Everyone was like, - "Wow - what are they thinking?" Jess says "I guess by letting her stay so friendly with Nick, I basically gave her the keys to the bedroom door. I'm going crazy now. Do you think it's really true? Why is everyone out to hurt me?"[Source]

That sucks for Jess. The same bitch who picked her up from her drunken hookups is possibly bangin' her ex-husband. She must feel like a fool. I bet that tight black dress and leopard pumps CaCee had on were hand-me-downs from Jess. She basically paid that girl to be her servant/friend and I'm sure the whole time she was drooling over Nick. I wouldn't be surprised if Ted Casablanca's One Foreboding Blind Vice was about Nick and Jess. Remember "three's never a crowd for this guy."

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