Britney is a Bitch on the Verge

Ted Casablanca from E! confirms that the "Two Bitches on the Verge Blind Vice," (the one about the mega star with the terrible wardrobe crying her eyes out in a boutique dressing room on V-day--ALONE) was, in fact, Britney Spears.

Here's what his column said today:

Dear Ted:I am so hoping the One Bitches-on-the-Verge Blind Vice is about Britney Spears. Please tell me I'm right! Kayla Smart, Kansas

Dear Right On:As you are, my sweet, 'tis Ms. S.(Guess those tear ducts really can do their job sometimes, certainly seemed to get K-Fed in order for N'Awlins!)

Ok it must be cold in hell today because Ted never ever ever confirms his Blind Vices....now if he'd only confirm that Toothy Tile is Jakey poo we could totally move on with our lives! Poor Brit Brit..she must be SO fragile. I wonder those pregnant hormones are flaring up again.