Oh Baby, Baby!

Star Magazine is now reporting that Britney has yet another Federfetus growing inside her. No, they didn't dig through Britney's trash, like any good tabloid would, and find a positive First Response (Britney is actually dressed like one with all those pink lines). They're going on word of mouth. Britney apparently broke the news to a stranger at Maui's Four Seasons Hotel spa. Kevin also told a friend. Presumably both sources immediately called Star Magazine and broke the news to them.

Over a month ago we reported Britney was seen rubbing her belly talking about "baby number 2" in public which sparked rumors that she was on her second nine month trip toward motherhood. believed it over a month ago not only because it makes good gossip but because I think Britney is the kind of girl who honestly thinks two babies are going to keep Kevin around, which is totally funny because it didn’t work for the first girl who tried that trick. I believe it now because if you’re a new mother and you don’t want people to either think you’re still pregnant or you’re fat, you’re not going to dress like that. Her clothes make her look fat and/or pregnant. So let’s add up the clues here: she looks pregnant, she broke down crying in a dressing room on Valentine’s Day and she already went to the hospital for some kind of cramping. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

For the love of all that's good, I hope she stops popping them out soon because I'm having a hell of a time coming up with titles for these Britney baby posts. [Star]