FASHION FIX: Perforated Purse

Louis Vuitton monogrammed canvas is ugly no matter what way you put it. It’s even uglier when it’s fake. They tried to spruce it up by releasing the ubiquitous Monogram Multicolore by Takashi Murakami, which was cute for about a half a second. I chalk it up as a failure for Louis Vuitton because I'm forced to stare at 1203 ugly knockoffs daily. Now Marc Jacobs has come up with this hideous monstrosity available in pink, orange and green. Marc, sweetie, I thought you'd know better by now -- just because it's pink doesn't mean it's a good idea for a spring collection. I expect this one on my friendly neighborhood hoodrat, in a coordinating pink/orange/green outfit, in about two months.