Wednesday, March 29, 2006

L'Oreal Larceny

CourtTV is reporting thieves stole over 10,000 jars of L’Oreal RevitaLift face cream from a factory in eastern France. The jars were being prepared for export to duty-free stores. I believe they will most likely be recovered from a super-secret, underground face cream smuggling ring led by one or more of the following:

Teri Hatcher who recently gave up Botox and collagen.

Star Jones who needs about 10,000 RevitaLifts.

Or Jocelyn Wildenstein who I believe is self-explanatory from the picture below. I mean, what else does someone do once plastic surgery doesn't work anymore?


hellocolleenie said...

oh man. that last one is frightening.

Sarah said...

Star Jones and Rocky from Mask are really scary.