L'Oreal Larceny

CourtTV is reporting thieves stole over 10,000 jars of L’Oreal RevitaLift face cream from a factory in eastern France. The jars were being prepared for export to duty-free stores. I believe they will most likely be recovered from a super-secret, underground face cream smuggling ring led by one or more of the following:

Teri Hatcher who recently gave up Botox and collagen.

Star Jones who needs about 10,000 RevitaLifts.

Or Jocelyn Wildenstein who I believe is self-explanatory from the picture below. I mean, what else does someone do once plastic surgery doesn't work anymore?