What's the normal gestation period for a human?

It appears as if Katie Holmes got a giant breast implant in the middle of her stomach. Scientology made her do it. She's been pregnant for about a year now. Squeeze it out already! I've been waiting most of my life to see what Tom Cruise's (supposed) biological will look like. I bet it'll be short and questionable -- just like him.

I'd never let a pregnancy get to this point. Sign me up for an early c-section, get that thing out and do a little lipo while you're at it. I'm total mother-of-the-year material.