Paula is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Is Paula Abdul three sheets to the wind? I think the picture to the left answers that question. Paula is apparently a one-woman freak show this season of American Idol and rumors have been spreading that it's because she's seen the bottom of one too many bottles. She recently showed up on Jay Leno drinking a cocktail and wearing a hat that I wouldn't even wear after six martinis and a line of coke on New Year's Eve. Previously, during American Idol, she's said some crazy things like "the moth who finds the melon finds the corn flake always finds the melon and one of you didn’t pick the right fortune" which is something I wouldn't say after six martinis and a line of coke on any day. Honestly, that quote almost makes me want to start watching American Idol. What ever happened to just getting drunk, flashing your boobs and yelling "woo hoo!" a little bit? That would be some must-see TV.

One of the latest Paula scandals happened two weeks ago, when Abdul claimed a man "grabbed her by the arm and threw her against a wall," during a party at the traveling after-hours club Xenii in L.A. - resulting in "a concussion and spinal injuries." Now insiders are theorizing she concocted the story to counter witnesses' claims that she'd been tossed from Xenii, with her ex-boyfriend, International Male model Dante Spencer, for being fall-down drunk. Stay tuned because I don't think this is the last time we're going to hear about Paula and her crazy antics. I smell a nervous breakdown and a trip to rehab... [source]