"And remember, you can make a difference."

That's a line from "America's Most Wanted," if ya didn't already know. What's happened to Ashton? He's gone from this:

which is quite a lovely Femullet, to this:

which is more Dateline hidden-camera-investigation-bad-touch-Silence of the Lambs-type deal. Granted, it's not unusual for the mullet to become a 70's porn mustache and end up on the wong side of the law, but it's sad when good kilts happen to bad fashion sense.

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