Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Public Affair at Skatetown

Here are some shots from Jessica Simpson's new video:
The only person missing in Jessica Simpson's new video is Madonna. Oh no wait, that's Madonna's song so she's sorta there. Jess even invited Kelly Bundy. I can tell it's an 80's roller skating birthday party theme or something but did she really need to drag Kelly Bundy into all this....Who knew they were friends? And what's with Eva Longoria's sandals? Wait, why was Eva Longoria invited? I'm so confused. Let's just forget about all that and focus on Jess' rental skates. She should really wear sock with those. Maybe like two or three pair -- layered and then scruched down. I know they disinfect the skates in between uses but I just don't trust that spray. That's my suggestion. My other suggestion is to not waste your time watching this video because it looks stupid. Where can one even watch music videos these days? I haven't seen an actual music video on MTV in like years.

4 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

Maybe she'll fall and crack her head open- then we won't have to see her anymore.

hellocolleenie said...

jessica simpson looks different every time i see a picture of her....plastic surgery addiction??? hmmm. i need the # of her surgeon.

OldWiseOne said...

Great idea on the socks - nothing rounds out an 80s outfit better than a pair (or two) of slouch socks. What a feeling!

I wonder why Eva Longoria is wearing flip-flops?

adrienne said...

awww, i'm such a sucker for those simpson girls...