The Simple Life: Enough Already

Just in case you are dumb and/or on drugs and were thinking about watching the new "Simple Life," don't bother. Here's what happens: Paris acts dumb and "irons" dinner. She literally tries to cook sandwiches with an iron. If anyone thinks that is even remotely funny, there is something seriously wrong inside your simple head. Nicole dresses up in a really bad prosthetic belly (pretending to be pregnant), dances on a stripper poll and makes a comment about "being fat." They both, on one or more occasion, offend the families they are working with.

If you wanted to see any drama between them, it won't happen. Paris characterizes the two as "complete opposites." "I'm the nice one, she's the evil one. Some people change when they think they're a star or something and some people stay the same. I've always been the same and she's definitely not." "Nothing happened," says Nicole. "You've never lost touch with anyone in your life?" That's about all you'll get out of this.

Basically this show was dead before it started. Someone thought they could make a lot of money off this show. It did well the first season but then never really picked up after that. Most people lost interest. The two got into a fight and lost interest. The rest of the world lost interest. Fox gave them the pink slip. The only reason it's still on TV is because of a little desperation on behalf of E! and possibly a contractual obligation or two. [source]