Pseudo-Celebrity Death Match

I always root for the underdog. That's me... of the people and for the people. I put up with a lot of shit from everyone, mostly because I have a high threshold for the CRAZY, and I'm also luckily magnetically attracted to psychopaths. I have yet to be de-magnetized, but I imagine that once I am, I'll have 2/3 less friends.

Good ol' Paula Ann Meronek, a cast member on the MTV reality show "The Real World" was arraigned on a misdemeanor assault charge Monday after police said she bit her boyfriend during a domestic dispute.

This bitch bit her boyfriend several times when he refused to let her into their home at about 3 a.m. Sunday, police said.
"I think it was an argument that led to one thing then another," Cromwell Police Chief Anthony Salvatore said. "He attempted to keep her from the house. It got physical and we were contacted."

Um, I didn't watch the 17th season of the Real World very closely as I have in previous years. I was privileged enough to witness several episodes where Paula proceeds to get ravenously drunk, and subsequently unleashes the crazy on everyone. Not exactly the type of behavior you'd want to highlight on your match.com profile, huh? Somehow she has a boyfriend, and I don't. Hmm.

Meronek, 25 was charged with third-degree assault, and the funniest part of the whole thing... her boyfriend, John Alyward, was charged with disorderly conduct.

I really need to start watching this shit.

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