Shiloh Got Waxed...we're not talking baby's first Brazilian

In a preemptive effort to create gossip for the future, Madame Tussaud's wax museum in New York has created a wax baby in honor of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. Gosh, it's been so long since we talked about her I almost forgot she existed. I wonder what she's doing right now. Probably hanging out in a crib somewhere pooping on herself. I digress-- Madame Tussaud's has included her parents, Brad and Angelina, in the sculpture but has decided to leave out her two, older, adopted siblings: Zahara and Maddox. This is obviously a public attempt to view the biological child differently than the two adopted children. Of course once Zahara and Maddox are permanently scared from the public's view of them, the public will blame it on Brad and Angie and then we'll get HUGE cover stories about "what went wrong." I love the "world's sexiest mechanic on meth" look he's going for there. Wax Brad looks like he hasn't been hittin' the showers or the food in Namibia. Grease machine. Wax Shiloh looks like those creepy lifelike porcelain dolls they sell in magazines. She totally got baby collagen injections. I can tell.