Monday, September 25, 2006

Do You Hate Ann Coulter?

Chances are you're going to answer that question with a "yes." Well now you can pre-order the new book "I Hate Ann Coulter" on Amazon. Apparently some Ann-haters are sick of hearing Ann spew her uber-right wing, psychotic outlooks and are answering back with the anonymously authored book "I Hate Ann Coulter." The authors are remaining unanimously anonymous because none of them want their “real names in the hands of gun-toting, abortion clinic-bombing, self-proclaimed 'wing nuts,' who follow Coulter.” …not to mention the fact that Ann could kill them with just the vibrations of her giant Adam’s apple. I think having an anonymous book published about someone hating you is pretty much the rock-bottom equivalent of waking up in a gutter in Thailand, smelling of booze and roofies, no memories of the night before, dressed in an American flag with some gauze wrapped around your genital area and a li'l miss trannysurprise waiting to be discovered. Unfortunately for Ann, it seems as if she’salready experienced both in this lifetime.

1 comment:

libhom said...

I wonder if someone is going to make dartboards with her face on them.