Friday, September 08, 2006

Oh Yeah

They found her stupid bag.
After publicly balling her eyes out yesterday when her Hermès Birkin bag full of jewelry was "stolen," Lindsay Lohan would just like to let you know that her bag has finally been found.An ordinary civilian found the bag on airport property and it's not known yet whether any items from inside were taken.

2 comments:

xine said...

I left a purse in my car once. Someone smashed through the window with a brick and stole the purse. I was walking home from the museum and stumbled across a purse and then realized it was mine. They grabbed the purse, stole the contents and ditched the purse. They made of with a pen and a pack of gum -- it was just an extra purse I had sitting around. :)

Someone might have stole the goods and ditched the purse. It is a hideous Hermes bag in ORANGE. It doesn't get much more obvious that that.

Anonymous said...

Who keeps their grammar in a purse anyway? Everyone knows the best spot for it is tucked away under a bra strap.