Paris Hilton's Series of Unfortunate Events

Poor Paris.

First her CD flopped.

Then she wasn't allowed into a VMA after-party and was photographed crying in the street.

Then there was the DUI incident.

How much can one girl handle? Now Paris has been rejected at Ian Schrager's Gramercy Park Hotel. Friday night, after partying at Marquee and drinking "lots" of vodka and pineapple juice, Hilton tried to join Orlando Bloom, Winona Ryder and Josh Lucas in the hotel's Rose Bar, but bouncer Damien stopped her due to Schrager's decree that "the likes of Paris Hilton and her ilk are not welcome here." Hilton had further bad luck Sunday when she crashed the party at Milla Jovovich's townhouse - after the bash was over. All this rejection -- What's a girl to do? She might as well just go home and poke her eyes out with cuticle scissors. [source]