New Year Cuntdown

PageSix reports: The underemployed D-list celebs are already trying to get themselves a gig for New Year's Eve. Word on the street is Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra are trying to line up gigs to host celebrations in Miami, New York or Los Angeles - for a pricey sum. Hilton wants $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet for her to host a party, while Electra is cheap - a mere $50,000 and expenses. No jet necessary.

$100,000 + A private jet + expenses = Paris Hilton....or you could just get a whole slew of hookers – you know they’ll come with more personality and a lesser risk of infection. Carmen Electra sounds like a deal though. She can be my $50,000 noisemaker any day of the year.