Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Pregnancy Test Sticks: The New Vial of Blood

Pregnancy is really exciting...especially if you're Tori Spelling and you're looking to cash in on your first Spelling-spawn. When most women find out they're pregnant, they immediately call their girlfriends, then begin decorating the nursery and buying maternity jeans. Unless of course you're Tori Spelling and her husband...then you go out and turn the pregnancy test stick into a necklace. Dean told OK! magazine: "We still have the pregnancy stick. I'm going to make a necklace out of it!" She's the hottest pregnant woman I've ever seen." Really? Because she wasn't such a looker when she wasn't pregnant.

You know, if I had a dollar for every 'positive' stick a guy wanted to turn into a necklace...

What do you expect from Dean, the man who tattooed Tori's face on his arm? I expect he uses lots of shiny, pink ribbon…and elbow macaroni. Lots and lots of elbow macaroni.


Sarah said...

Xine, we can so beat them to pregnancy test necklace. I'm gonna start peeing now.

xine said...

Let's put it on pearls. Classy.